You-Rippa-Dees escaped death at sea and was washed ashore by a merciful storm sent by Zeus, for Flea-Lispa-Dees hadn't insulted him yet.
Flea-Lispa-Dees asked Cyclops The Guesser if he knew where You-Rippa-Dees was. Cyclops The Guesser was too annoyed to pay Flea any mind, for since Odysseus had outted his eye, he had ordered a seer but got tree witches instead and could not find the return reciept.
"BLOODY MERCURY! SON OF JUICE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY YOU-RIPPA-DEES?!" She began to pray. Eventually Flea-Lispa-Dees insulted all the Gods, including but not limited to Zeus.
~ To Be Continued ~
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