"I hear dee!" Zeus mak maened after Flea-Lispa-Dees made a wark.
Zeus ordered Hyperion to make like a taxi and take You-Rippa-Dees to Teiresias in hades. Zeus would not listen when Hyperion said it was not in his job description, so Hyperion pretended to obey and deliberately dropped You-Rippa-Dees on the shores of Princess Nausea instead of hades.
Princess Nausea was so nice that You-Rippa-Dees pled for mercy because it was more than he could stand. The impossible began to happen. He missed Flea-Lispa-Dees.
"YOU MISSED ME?!!" Flea-Lispa-Dees looked around to see what the arrow had hit instead, because she was sure that was what he meant. They lived happily ever after.
- the end -
(Enter Two Muses, Everlate and Everlater)
DAME JE
Beshrew thee, thou truant muses! The story is over!
EVERLATE
Then never blamed for thy art's defect!
DAME JE
(deep sigh)
Two muses have I, of late and later!
EVERLATER
We're not late, you're early!
DAME JE
You always say that!
(Exeunt DAME JE, MUSE EVERLATE and MUSE EVERLATER, Unintelligible Bickering)
- the other end -
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