TAKKIN AFF
"YOU MISSED ME"
One morning You-Rippa-Dees knew the time had come to hook up a team of oysters and start takkin aff.
"DURST YOU LUST SQUASH DOOR FURDY FANS!" Flea shed and took a swaander..
Flea-Lispa Dees, a lewd and supple prude, drove You-Rippa-Dees to the Brink of Madness And Drink Everyday. She yockit horns and never let him finish anything.
"Whatna day o'm! What sho laeks!" he cried one day when she wasn't looking and wandered off to become a guest of wir neebor men of the Holey Wassailers, Drinkers Of The Moldy Ale Of Rancid Rott.
The Holey Wassailers, Drinkers Of The Moldy Ale Of Rancid Rott had dwindled down to Sir Pierceable and Sir Lanced A Lot. Up in their cuddy they agreed to help You-Rippa-Dees hide from his wife, Flea-Lispa-Dees, by loaning them their blinking ship.
~ TO BE CONTINUED ~
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